If you’re a Lottery Ninja …eh, Webmaster, you’ve come to the right place!

1. The odds of being struck by lightning are better than the odds of winning a lottery
2. Lottery is a form of taxation
3. Lotteries prey on the poor by target marketing to those who can least afford to play
4. Lottery purchases are made mostly by low-income people
5. That billboard thing in Illinois
6. You get nothing for your lottery purchase if you don’t win a prize
7. Lottery is responsible for the growing number of compulsive gamblers in the United States
8. Because state governments benefit from lottery proceeds, they can’t be trusted to regulate their industry
9. There is no assurance that lottery drawings are conducted fairly
10. Since there are relatively few payouts compared to the number lottery tickets sold, few people (only holders of winning tickets) actually benefit from lottery

To lotto players, near and far,
Wishing for fortunes, a home or a car,
Week after week, we strive for success,
Any prize will do, a jackpot no less,
Working with software, pencil or pen,
We’ll work those numbers, now and then,
Looking for systems, mystical and divine,
Rolling a dice or looking online,
No more black cats, you bring me bad luck,
Checking my numbers, not a hit, Oh f*ck!
At night in my bed, I think of a way,
To find the right system, one that will pay,
We have one thing in common, we see the glass half full,
Others may baulk and say it’s all bull,
Until that one day, when the big hit arrives,
We’ve got family and friends to brighten our lives.

Some people will never change, even if they win the lottery. 🙂

The Lotto winner

So Joe decided to win the lottery and he figured the best way to accomplish that was to pray every day. He was very religious, you see.

The guy’s wife asks: “What would you do if I won the lotto?”

Husband: “I’d take half and leave you.”