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Lotteries, dating, and religion

“Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.” – Scott Adams

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Now or never

“Today I bought two lottery tickets, because I had a feeling that it would be now or never – they were both blanks. So I am not going to be rich after all. Nothing at all to be done about it.” – Eva Braun

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A surtax on desperation

“Lottery tickets are a surtax on desperation.” – Doug Coupland

 

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Bet on yourself

“Forget the lottery. Bet on yourself instead.” – Brian Koslow

 

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Anonymous winner

Jack Hendershot, resident of Lewes, Delaware wins $230,000,000 – chooses to remain anonymous.

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Getting hit by a passing asteroid

“I despise the Lottery. There’s less chance of you becoming a millionaire than there is of getting hit on the head by a passing asteroid.” – Brian May

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Blue screen of death

Bill Gates wins the $500 million MegaMillions Jackpot after buying all 175,711,536 different possible number combinations.

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The jackpot is so large…

After several roll-overs, the jackpot is now worth $600 million.

The jackpot is so large that the winner will know what it is like to divorce Ted Turner. 🙂

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Prayer

Why is prayer the most powerful before a lottery drawing?

Because it is sincere.

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The lottery adventure

“Adventure upon all the tickets in the lottery, and you lose for certain; and the greater the number of your tickets the nearer your approach to this certainty.” – Adam Smith

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The widower

A 70-year-old widower in Germany won a $4 million lottery, but he says he doesn’t want the money because his wife is gone and he has no children, so he doesn’t know what he’d do with it.

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Equal winning odds

“I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.” – Fran Lebowitz

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