• South Africa Lotto Results

    These results for the South African National Lottery (Lotto, Lotto Plus, Powerball, SportStake) are updated regularly, please check back. Related Articles:El GordoLatest Result: 19-20-21-47-54+0Next Jackpot: UnannouncedDraw date: … Oregon – Oregon TestDraw Date 17/08/2017 03:00:00 AM GMTDraw Result Coming SoonNext Draw Date … Australia – Monday LottoDraw Date: 07-03-2016Draw Results: 5/10/20/33/35/36 +6;42Next Draw Date: …

  • Suid-Afrikaanse Lotery

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  • Play the Lottery Online

    Welcome to our redesigned website where you can play the South African Lottery and other National Lottos online. Instead of finding and traveling to a local vendor, and then standing in line to buy a lottery ticket, you instead play the lotto via the Internet from the comfort of your own home or computer (anywhere […]

Lotteries, dating, and religion

“Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.” – Scott Adams

Now or never

“Today I bought two lottery tickets, because I had a feeling that it would be now or never – they were both blanks. So I am not going to be rich after all. Nothing at all to be done about it.” – Eva Braun

A surtax on desperation

“Lottery tickets are a surtax on desperation.” – Doug Coupland

 

Bet on yourself

“Forget the lottery. Bet on yourself instead.” – Brian Koslow

 

Anonymous winner

Jack Hendershot, resident of Lewes, Delaware wins $230,000,000 – chooses to remain anonymous.

Getting hit by a passing asteroid

“I despise the Lottery. There’s less chance of you becoming a millionaire than there is of getting hit on the head by a passing asteroid.” – Brian May

Blue screen of death

Bill Gates wins the $500 million MegaMillions Jackpot after buying all 175,711,536 different possible number combinations.

The jackpot is so large…

After several roll-overs, the jackpot is now worth $600 million.

The jackpot is so large that the winner will know what it is like to divorce Ted Turner. 🙂

Prayer

Why is prayer the most powerful before a lottery drawing?

Because it is sincere.

The lottery adventure

“Adventure upon all the tickets in the lottery, and you lose for certain; and the greater the number of your tickets the nearer your approach to this certainty.” – Adam Smith

The widower

A 70-year-old widower in Germany won a $4 million lottery, but he says he doesn’t want the money because his wife is gone and he has no children, so he doesn’t know what he’d do with it.

Equal winning odds

“I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.” – Fran Lebowitz

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