What do a blonde and an instant lottery ticket have in common?
All you have to do is scratch the box to win.
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What do a blonde and an instant lottery ticket have in common?
All you have to do is scratch the box to win.
just wondering… how-come you never read about a psychic winning the lottery?
If (when?) you win the lottery, your prize is all of this. 😉
You have to be British to fully appreciate this, I’m sure. 🙂
A Jewish couple won twenty-million dollars in the lottery.
They immediately set out to begin a life of luxury. They bought a magnificent mansion estate in Southampton and surrounded themselves with all the material wealth imaginable.
Congratulations were showered on Kaplan. His number 49 had won the lottery jackpot.
“Say Kaplan, asked Goldstein, how did you happen to pick number 49?”
“Lotteries, a tax upon imbeciles.” – Camillo Di Cavour
The Illinois Lottery brings back its St. Patrick’s Day Millionaire Raffle.
Tickets went on sale February 15 and the drawing will be held on St. Patrick’s Day (March 17).
Bet you can see this already… the day the office pool wins the lottery. 🙂
The caption reads: “This guy wins $181 million in the lottery on Wednesday, and then finds the love of his life just 2 days later! Talk about LUCK!!!”
This is what happens if a redneck wins the lottery. 🙂
“The legend that matrimony is a lottery has almost ruined the lottery business.” – Katharine Lyall Whitehorn