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Definition of Lottery

“A tax on people who are bad at math.”

The boss

At a Christmas party the employees decided to pull a joke on their boss who had a habit of playing serious practical jokes on everyone else.

The lotto ticket

One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular diamond ring.
– Where did you get that ring? her husband asks.
– Well, she replies, my boss and I played the lotto and we won, so I bought it with my share of the winnings.

Homer Simpson quote

“Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.” – Homer Simpson

4.8 Million People Nearly Win Lottery!

A record 4.8 million people nearly won the South African National Lottery grand prize of R6.5 million this weekend – the largest number of almost-winners in the Lottery’s history.

Pack your bags honey

A man runs home yelling to his wife: Pack your bags honey, I just won the $10 million lottery!

Wife: Do I pack for the beach or the mountains?

The Farmer and the Lottery

Old farmerI saw an interview on TV where this one old farmer won ten million in the Lottery.

A redneck wins the lottery

Redneck lotto winnerA redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery.

Dyslexic awarded Lotto winnings!

The South African National Lottery has announced that they will be reassessing the terms and conditions of weekly Lotto draws to ensure that this sort of thing never happens again.
Feb 6, 2004
Brett Anderson

Ode to lotto players

To lotto players, near and far,
Wishing for fortunes, a home or a car,
Week after week, we strive for success,
Any prize will do, a jackpot no less,
Working with software, pencil or pen,
We’ll work those numbers, now and then,
Looking for systems, mystical and divine,
Rolling a dice or looking online,
No more black cats, you bring me bad luck,
Checking my numbers, not a hit, Oh f*ck!
At night in my bed, I think of a way,
To find the right system, one that will pay,
We have one thing in common, we see the glass half full,
Others may baulk and say it’s all bull,
Until that one day, when the big hit arrives,
We’ve got family and friends to brighten our lives.

Suspicious behavior

Steven Smith, a 43 year old mechanic, who won $50 million last April playing Florida’s 6/53 Lotto game was caught mowing his lawn on Sunday.

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