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    Welcome to our redesigned website where you can play the South African Lottery and other National Lottos online. Instead of finding and traveling to a local vendor, and then standing in line to buy a lottery ticket, you instead play the lotto via the Internet from the comfort of your own home or computer (anywhere […]

Prayer

Why is prayer the most powerful before a lottery drawing?

Because it is sincere.

The lottery adventure

“Adventure upon all the tickets in the lottery, and you lose for certain; and the greater the number of your tickets the nearer your approach to this certainty.” – Adam Smith

The widower

A 70-year-old widower in Germany won a $4 million lottery, but he says he doesn’t want the money because his wife is gone and he has no children, so he doesn’t know what he’d do with it.

Equal winning odds

“I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.” – Fran Lebowitz

Scratch the box

What do a blonde and an instant lottery ticket have in common?

All you have to do is scratch the box to win.

Psychic Wins Lottery!

just wondering… how-come you never read about a psychic winning the lottery?

Win the Lotto and get all of this!

If (when?) you win the lottery, your prize is all of this. 😉

The lottery prize

The lottery prize

Wale of a time (Cartoon)

You have to be British to fully appreciate this, I’m sure. 🙂

Wale of a time

“Sorry sir, you’ll have to turn back. The couple who won the lottery jackpot have bought Wales”

The Gentile butler

A Jewish couple won twenty-million dollars in the lottery.

They immediately set out to begin a life of luxury. They bought a magnificent mansion estate in Southampton and surrounded themselves with all the material wealth imaginable.

It Takes More than Brains…

Congratulations were showered on Kaplan. His number 49 had won the lottery jackpot.

“Say Kaplan, asked Goldstein, how did you happen to pick number 49?”

A tax upon imbeciles

“Lotteries, a tax upon imbeciles.” – Camillo Di Cavour

 

When the office pool wins… (Cartoon)

Bet you can see this already… the day the office pool wins the lottery. 🙂

Office pool lotto cartoon

Office pool lotto cartoon

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