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A tax upon imbeciles

“Lotteries, a tax upon imbeciles.” – Camillo Di Cavour

 

Mar 17, 2013: St. Patrick's Day Raffle Drawing

The Illinois Lottery brings back its St. Patrick’s Day Millionaire Raffle.

Tickets went on sale February 15 and the drawing will be held on St. Patrick’s Day (March 17).

When the office pool wins… (Cartoon)

Bet you can see this already… the day the office pool wins the lottery. 🙂

Office pool lotto cartoon

Office pool lotto cartoon

Lotto luck (Cartoon)

The caption reads: “This guy wins $181 million in the lottery on Wednesday, and then finds the love of his life just 2 days later! Talk about LUCK!!!”

When a redneck wins the lotto

This is what happens if a redneck wins the lottery. 🙂

When a redneck wins the lotto

Matrimony

“The legend that matrimony is a lottery has almost ruined the lottery business.” – Katharine Lyall Whitehorn

Alabama State Lottery

Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?

The winner gets 3 dollars a year for a million years. 🙂

The bank manager

A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window: “I want to open a damn checking account.”

Definition of Lottery

“A tax on people who are bad at math.”

The boss

At a Christmas party the employees decided to pull a joke on their boss who had a habit of playing serious practical jokes on everyone else.

A chat with Ken Silver

I recently sat down (via Skype) with Ken Silver of Silver Lotto System fame.

Apr 17, 2013: First Lotto Texas drawing with new rules changes

Starting today, April 17, 2013, the Lotto Texas game will include an optional add-on purchase called Extra!.

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