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At a Christmas party the employees decided to pull a joke on their boss who had a habit of playing serious practical jokes on everyone else.

When he went to the bathroom, they went through his wallet and found his Lotto ticket. Then, they wrote down his numbers and called over the waitress to set up a little prank.

She came back half an hour later and asked if anyone wanted to know the night’s Lotto numbers, then proceeded to read them out aloud before setting the numbers on the table.

The boss looked at the numbers, then casually pulled out his wallet and compared them. He became really silent, put his wallet back in his jacket and sat down again, breathing really heavily, and looking totally blown away.

After some time, he pulled out his wallet and Lotto ticket again, and double-checked the numbers, very carefully.

Then, he sculled his drink, stood up on his chair and shouted out to the whole room: “I just want to let you all know something. I’ve been having an affair with my secretary for months. I don’t like any of you, and I have hated working for this company. You can all go to Hell, because I’ve just won a cartload of money, and I’m leaving!”

Doh! End of job… End of marriage… End of story! 🙂

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