A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window: “I want to open a damn checking account.”

At a Christmas party the employees decided to pull a joke on their boss who had a habit of playing serious practical jokes on everyone else.

Starting today, April 17, 2013, the Lotto Texas game will include an optional add-on purchase called Extra!.

One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular diamond ring.
– Where did you get that ring? her husband asks.
– Well, she replies, my boss and I played the lotto and we won, so I bought it with my share of the winnings.

Good question!

Considering, in North America that 43 U.S. states (Alabama, Alaska, Hawaii, Mississippi, Utah, Wyoming and Nevada do not have lottos*), all Canadian provinces, the District of Columbia, Mexico, Puerto Rico, and the U.S. Virgin Islands all run government-operated lotteries, and that elsewhere in the world official lottos exist in at least 100 countries (on every inhabited continent), the short answer is… a LOT!

A man runs home yelling to his wife: Pack your bags honey, I just won the $10 million lottery!

Wife: Do I pack for the beach or the mountains?