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Lotteries, dating, and religion

“Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.” – Scott Adams

Now or never

“Today I bought two lottery tickets, because I had a feeling that it would be now or never – they were both blanks. So I am not going to be rich after all. Nothing at all to be done about it.” – Eva Braun

A surtax on desperation

“Lottery tickets are a surtax on desperation.” – Doug Coupland

 

Bet on yourself

“Forget the lottery. Bet on yourself instead.” – Brian Koslow

 

Anonymous winner

Jack Hendershot, resident of Lewes, Delaware wins $230,000,000 – chooses to remain anonymous.

Getting hit by a passing asteroid

“I despise the Lottery. There’s less chance of you becoming a millionaire than there is of getting hit on the head by a passing asteroid.” – Brian May

Just how much is a Billion?

Well, simply put, one Billion = a thousand Million (i.e. 1,000,000,000).

If we’re talking money, a Billion Dollars is enough to buy yourself a small country, and now you can win 3-times that amount in the Spanish Lotería de Navidad! Just think, with that kinda dough, you could buy yourself three small countries! :)

Blue screen of death

Bill Gates wins the $500 million MegaMillions Jackpot after buying all 175,711,536 different possible number combinations.

The jackpot is so large…

After several roll-overs, the jackpot is now worth $600 million.

The jackpot is so large that the winner will know what it is like to divorce Ted Turner. :)

Prayer

Why is prayer the most powerful before a lottery drawing?

Because it is sincere.

The lottery adventure

“Adventure upon all the tickets in the lottery, and you lose for certain; and the greater the number of your tickets the nearer your approach to this certainty.” – Adam Smith

The widower

A 70-year-old widower in Germany won a $4 million lottery, but he says he doesn’t want the money because his wife is gone and he has no children, so he doesn’t know what he’d do with it.